Swim With Scapans

"I've come for my monthly appointment. Refill my prescription." She said, minding the air bubble that formed under the water. Yoris always insisted on conducting the business of peddling questionable elixirs underwater.

"Oooh, come to visit me again, Elmira?"
Yoris floated gracefully near the surface. It was a wonder how the sea witch could still swim swiftly while wearing half her body weight in hair accessories and butterfly gowns.

"You know, my assistance always comes with a price. Ooooh what will you sacrifice next? I love using the word 'sacrifice'." Yoris bubbled through her nostrils, putting both hands into her abundant blue hair dreamily.

"Quit it. Do you always do this when selling hair clips?" Elmira grumbled, dog-paddling the water to either side to keep up.

"Pfft, and you always tell me to quit it." Yoris scoffed, acrobatically flipping her body upside-down in a graceful slow-motion flipper arch, grabbing Elmira by the ears.

"You know the price for these, don't you?" Yoris whispered.

"Like I said the last time, I don't miss it." the tailess Scapan replied, unconvinced by the sea witch's attempts to manipulate her emotions.

"Eheh 'him'? You've come for uterine bacteria again!" Yoris shouted to the entrance of the underwater garden. The sound echoed loudly against the cave walls.

"See, you're predictable too," she giggled.
Yoris turned back to her visitor.

"Here's the hair you asked for..." the Scapan scrouched embarrassed.


Loi, it's Yoris the sea witch. Like the sea witch from the original Little Mermaid story, or maybe Yuuko from XXX/Holic. She's supposed to have the hindquarters of a Baiji...